I’m afraid of my corgi not being not as perfect as others on Tumblr.

Spavettios

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr